Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet

If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.

All was forgiven. All living things were brothers, and all dead things were even more so.

Because we grew up surrounded by big dramatic story arcs in books and movies, we think our lives are supposed to be filled with huge ups and downs. So people pretend there is drama where there is none.

What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love jazz, will say this instead: Alcoholics Anonymous.

The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.