There's almost nothing like native Midwesterner anywhere else in the world, except in Asia. They're miracles all in themselves.

Perhaps some people really are born unhappy. I surely hope not. Speaking for my sister and myself: We were born with the capacity and determination to be utterly happy all the time. Perhaps even in this we were freaks. Hi ho.

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.

There is no good reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

We'd all do well to start over again, preferably with kindergarten.

The most heartbreakingly beautiful girl I ever hope to see