I wonder now what Ernest Hemingways dictionary looked like, since he got along so well with dinky words that anybody can spell and truly understand.

You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to forget everything–and I advise you to do the same.

Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.

all that has changed, in my opinion, is that, thanks to television, we can hide a great depression. we may even be hiding a third world war

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

A committee of three can accomplish much if two don't show up.

He is in a constant state of stage fright, he says, because he never knows what part of his life he is going to have to act in next