God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!
Kurt VonnegutI have been a writer since 1949. I am self-taught. I have no theories about writing that might help others. When I write, I simply become what I seemingly must become. I am six feet two and weigh nearly two hundred pounds and am badly coordinated, except when I swim. All that borrowed meat does the writing. In the water I am beautiful.
Kurt VonnegutBut thereโs a reason we recognize Hamlet as a masterpiece: itโs that Shakespeare told us the truth, and people so rarely tell us the truth in this rise and fall here [indicates blackboard]. The truth is, we know so little about life, we donโt really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.
Kurt VonnegutHowโs the patient?โ asked Derby. โDead to the world.โ โBut not actually dead.โ โNo.โ โHow nice - to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Kurt VonnegutBut I have to say this in defense of humankind: In no matter what era in history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got here. And, except for the Garden of Eden, there were already all these games going on that could make you act crazy, even if you weren't crazy to begin with. Some of the crazymaking games going on today are love and hate, liberalism and conservatism, automobiles and credit cards, golf, and girls' basketball.
Kurt Vonnegut