If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

And what gift of America to the rest of the world is actually most appreciated by the rest of the world? It is African American jazz and its offshoots. What is my definition of jazz? Safe sex of the highest order.

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.

The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there.

I say the same thing about the death of James Wait. "Oh, well -- he wasn't going to write the Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway.

Plato says that the unexamined life is not worth living. But what if the examined life turns out to be a clunker as well?

You are pooped and demoralised,” read Dwayne. “Why wouldn’t you be? Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn’t meant to be reasonable.