It's perfectly ordinary to be a socialist. It's perfectly normal to be in favor of fire departments.

Hitler at the end thought that he himself was one more casualty in the war.

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.

To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.

The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn't want to be used by anybody.

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.