If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
. . . but the Universe is an awfully big place. There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree.
The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.
People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.
Love is where you find it.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.