We're here on Earth to fart around

My father said, ‘When in doubt, castle.’

You know, I think the main purpose of the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps is to get poor Americans into clean, pressed, unpatched clothes, so rich Americans can stand to look at them.

But there’s a reason we recognize Hamlet as a masterpiece: it’s that Shakespeare told us the truth, and people so rarely tell us the truth in this rise and fall here [indicates blackboard]. The truth is, we know so little about life, we don’t really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

That’s the secret of artistic unity. Anybody can achieve it, if he or she will make something with only one person in mind.

Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours.

The complicated futility of ignorance.