The government satirizes itself. All we can wish is that there will be a large number of Americans who will realize how dumb this all is, and how greedy and how vicious. Such an audience is dwindling all the time because of TV.

I love cell phones. I see people so happy and proud, walking around. Gesturing, you know. I'm like Karl Marx, I'm up for anything that makes people happy.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

George Bush and his gang imagine they are being political geniuses.

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.

The champagne was dead. So it goes.

What passes for culture in my head is really a bunch of commercials.