Socialism is, in fact, a form of Christianity, people wishing to imitate Christ.

Of course I love you, So let's have a kid. Who will say exactly What its parents did; "Of course I love you, So let's have a kid. Who will say exactly What its parents did; 'Of course I love you, So let's have a kid Who will say exactly What its parents did -'" Et cetera. -NOBLE CLAGGETT (1947-1966)

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.

Human beings will believe in all kinds of things that aren't true, and that's okay. And TV is a part of that.

The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are.

A saint is a person who behaves decently in a shockingly indecent society.