A lover's a liar, To himself he lies, The truthful are loveless, Like oysters their eyes!

If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do.

I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so little information in my face, but my heart is beating.

Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.

Terry Kitchen asked me one time why, since I had so few gifts as a husband and father, I had gotten married. And I heard myself say: "That's the way the post-war movie goes.

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment."

Maturity, the way I understand it, is knowing what your limitations are.