I beg you to believe the most ridiculous superstition of all: that humanity is at the center of the universe, the fulfiller or frustrateor of the grandest dreams of God Almighty.

Among the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present, and the future.

A lot of people were opposed to it. A lot of people were for it. I myself think about it as little as possible.

The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.

Man is vile, and man makes nothing worth making, knows nothing worth knowing.

Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war.

We're here on Earth to fart around