What a bummer it is to be a human being.

To be is to do - Socrates To do is to be - Sartre Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Just because something feels better than anything else, that doesn't mean it's good for you.

I pity the Jews trying to get through life with only half a Bible. That's like trying to get from here to San Francisco with a road map that stops at Dubuque, Iowa.

I have become an enthusiast for the printed word again. I have to be that, I now understand, because I want to be a character in all of my works. I can do that in print. In a movie, somehow, the author always vanishes.

Nothing in this book is true.

You know, the Emancipation Proclamation was like giving freedom to domestic animals.