We were into the Speedway. We'd take a train out to the Speedway where farmers had flatbed trucks with bleachers on them. They'd park in the infield and we'd sit on those. Our heroes weren't the drivers, they were the pit crews. That's because we were local, and we knew what was going on.

Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable?

Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.

The person who writes the bank's commercials is not the person who makes the loans.

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

They like life alright, but that they would like it even better if they could know that it was going to end sometime.

. . . but the Universe is an awfully big place. There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree.