There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To heck with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Being an American means never having to say you're sorry.

Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.

I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living.

It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone, it is gone forever.

It was headquartered in Michigan City, a long way off. I never saw Ku Klux Klan march.