Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.

We have such a young culture that there is an opportunity to contribute wonderful new myths to it, which will be accepted.

For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by germs which loved nothing so much as a mucous membrane.

That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good ones.

War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun.

I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for--to find out how much a man could take without breaking.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.