My God, the religious right will not acknowledge what a merciful person Jesus was.

Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't it such a relief to have somebody say that?

Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.

Thanks to their decreased brainpower, people aren't diverted from the main business of life by the hobgoblins of opinion anymore.

Just because something feels better than anything else, that doesn't mean it's good for you.

On Tralfamadore, says Billy Pilgrim, there isn't much interest in Jesus Christ. The Earthling figure who is most engaging to the Tralfamadorian mind, he says, is Charles Darwin - who taught that those who die are meant to die, that corpses are improvements. So it goes.

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.