There is no peace, I'm sorry to say. We find it. We lose it. We find it again. We lose it again.

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

You are pooped and demoralised,” read Dwayne. “Why wouldn’t you be? Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn’t meant to be reasonable.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

A nice thing about war-not that anything about war is nice, I guess-is that while it's going on and you're in it, you never worry about doing the right thing.