The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.

Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it.

Now, the engineers and managers believe with all their hearts the glorious things their forebears hired people to say about them. Yesterday's snow job becomes today's sermon.

If you want to break the rules of grammar, first learn the rules of grammar.

Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

I said I wasn't interested, and she was bright enough to say that she wasn't really interested either. As things turned out, we both overestimated our apathies, but not that much.