Science is magic that works.

Time is liquid. One moment is no more important than any other and all moments quickly run away.

To the as-yet-unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.

Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose.

Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

I am the victim of a fortunate series of accidents.