There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.
Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again.
All this happened, more or less.
The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow.
He became fubar in the classic way, which is to say that he was the victim of a temporary arrangement that became permanent.