I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.

Everything that ever has been always will be, and everything that ever will be always has been.

There was no immunity to cuckoo ideas on Earth.

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God.

What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.

Maybe they invited me because they know I have a tuxedo