I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz.

My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward.

Man is vile, and man makes nothing worth making, knows nothing worth knowing.

Don't put one foot in your job and the other in your dream, Ed. Go ahead and quit, or resign yourself to this life. It's just too much of a temptation for fate to split you right up the middle before you've made up your mind which way to go.

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

Human beings will believe in all kinds of things that aren't true, and that's okay. And TV is a part of that.

Future generations will look back on TV as the lead in the water pipes that slowly drove the Romans mad.