All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.

It goes against the American storytelling grain to have someone in a situation he can't get out of, but I think this is very usual in life.

That was what made them so hilarious and unafraid. That was the strength of the Nazis. [...] They understood God better than anyone. They knew how to make Him stay away.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.

What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!

The paintings by dead men who were poor most of their lives are the most valuable pieces in my collection. And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.