I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable.

They say, you know, about evolution, it surely happened because their fossil record shows that. Look, my body and your body are miracles of design. Scientists are pretending they have the answer as how we got this way when natural selection couldn't possibly have produced such machines.

Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.

It posed the question posed by all such stone piles.: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice.

If it weren't for the people always getting tangled up with the machinery... Earth would be an engineer's paradise.