Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

People should practice an art in order to make their souls grow and not to make money or become famous. Paint a picture. Write.

kar.a.bek.i.an (n.); (from Rabo Karabekian, U.S. 20th Cent. painter). Fiasco in which a person causes total destruction of own work and reputation through stupidity, carelessness or both.

If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not?

Thinking doesn't seem to help very much. The human brain is too high-powered to have many practical uses in this particular universe.

You know who was a hero? Franklin Roosevelt.