He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation.

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love.

This is what I find encouraging about the writing trades: ... They allow lunatics to seem saner than sane.

To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.

Maturity, the way I understand it, is knowing what your limitations are.