The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.

There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

His mother understood my illness immediately, that it was my world rather than myself that was diseased.

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.

Literature is the only art in which the audience performs the score.

It's the emptiest and yet the fullest of all human messages: 'Good-bye.

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.