No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

Never trust a survivor until you know how they survived.

I was taught in the sixth grade that we had a standing army of just over a hundred thousand men and that the generals had nothing to say about what was done in Washington. I was taught to be proud of that and to pity Europe for having more than a million men under arms and spending all their money on airplanes and tanks. I simply never unlearned junior civics. I still believe in it. I got a very good grade.

The system promotes to the top those who don't care about the planet.

If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.