And I apologize to all of you who are the same age as my grandchildren. And many of you reading this are the same age as my grandchildren. They, like you, are being royally shafted and lied to by our Baby Boomer corporations and government.

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound.

There is nothing like death to say what is always such an artificial thing to say: The End.

He did not think of himself as a writer for the simple reason that the world had never allowed him to think of himself in this way.

People are only animals, but special animals. Every animal has fought and killed to survive, even before the dinosaurs. We're the only ones that do it for fun. That's why I don't know about Darwinism. Supposedly evolution and natural selection are all about survival, but we haven't gotten smarter over the years, only more dangerous.