Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

I think, therefore I am, therefore I am photographable.

I had taught myself that a human being might as well look for diamond tiaras in the gutter as for rewards and punishments that were fair.

Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

Terry Southern is the illegitimate son of Mack Sennett and Edna Saint Vincent Millay.

Farewell, hello, farewell, hello.

I wonder now what Ernest Hemingways dictionary looked like, since he got along so well with dinky words that anybody can spell and truly understand.