I can see where influential people would like Maharishi better than Jesus. My God, if the Beatles and Mia Farrow went to Jesus, He'd tell them to give all their money away.

We're not too young for love, just too young for about everything there is that goes with love.

In those days great teachers at Shortridge [High School] were celebrities. I would look up to them.

Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.

Here is the solution to the American drug problem suggested a couple years back by the wife of our President: "Just say no.

I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read the greatest American short story, which is 'Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,' by Ambrose Bierce.

What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!