Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

The paintings by dead men who were poor most of their lives are the most valuable pieces in my collection. And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.

There was a time when I could vote for economic justice, and I can't anymore.

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.

Traveling is like dancing lessons from God.

We'd all do well to start over again, preferably with kindergarten.

Generally speaking, espionage offers each spy an opportunity to go crazy in a way he finds irresistible.