Love is where you find it.

I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do.

I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.

What passes for culture in my head is really a bunch of commercials.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn't it such a relief to have somebody say that?

There isn’t any particular relationship between the messages, except that the author has chosen them carefully, so that, when seen all at once, they produce an image of life that is beautiful and surprising and deep. There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.