Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.

We were all gun nuts and they were called varmints, crows were, because they ate grain and so did we.

There's only one me, and I'm stuck with him.

If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too. And even if wars didn't keep coming like glaciers, there would still be plain old death.

I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee. I have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that.

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.