Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.

And we all vied, in saving face, to be the greatest student of human nature, the person with the quickest sense of humor.

You are better than you think.

I saw the destruction of Dresden. I saw the city before and then came out of an air-raid shelter and saw it afterward, and certainly one response was laughter. God knows, that's the soul seeking some relief.

The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there.

They were lovebirds. They entertained each other endlessly with little gifts: sights worth seeing out the plane window, amusing or instructive bits from things they read, random recollections of times gone by. They were, I think, a flawless example of what Bokonon calls a duprass, which is a karass composed of only two persons.

People need good lies. There are too many bad ones.