Where's evil? It's that large part of every man that wants to hate without limit, that wants to hate with God on its side.

There was no immunity to cuckoo ideas on Earth.

Until you die .. it's all life.

All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.