You are better than you think.

It's a small world. When you put it in a cemetery, it is.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.

Harry closed his eyes. He never wanted to open them again. His heart sent this message to his molecules: "For reasons obvious to all of us, this galaxy is dissolved!

You can't just eat good food. You've got to talk about it too. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.

I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Students from Yale".