What you can become is the miracle you were born to be through the work that you do.

Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue, the monograph went on. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact how hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves.

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.

Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

We're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive. It's pretty dense kids who haven't figured that out by the time they're ten.... Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard and be misinformed.