The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are.

There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

The words were a paraphrase of the suggestion of Jesus: "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's." Bokonon's paraphrase was this: "Pay no attention to Caesar. Caesar doesn't have the slightest idea what's really going on.

. . . but the Universe is an awfully big place. There is room enough for an awful lot of people to be right about things and still not agree.

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

All these years, I've been opening the window and making love to the world.