Tis better to have love and lust Than to let our apparatus rust.

The First Amendment reads more like a dream than a law, and no other nation, so far as I know, has been crazy enough to include such a dream among its fundamental legal documents. I defend it because it has been so successful for two centuries in preserving our freedom and increasing our vitality, knowing that all arguments in support of it are certain to sound absurd.

Just because you can read, write and do a little math, doesn't mean that you're entitled to conquer the universe.

I never asked to be born in the first place.

I urge you to please notice when you are happy.

There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.

Let there be nothing harmonious about our children's playthings, lest they grow up expecting peace and order, and be eaten alive.