Tis better to have love and lust Than to let our apparatus rust.

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.

God Almighty Himself must have been hilarious when human beings so mingled iron and water and fire as to make a railroad train!

...Skyscraper National Park

I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles-- champions every one.

You know who was a hero? Franklin Roosevelt.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore.