To the as-yet-unborn, to all innocent wisps of undifferentiated nothingness: Watch out for life.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

You've got to be a good date for the reader.

They tell him that there is no why, since the moment simply is and since all of them are trapped in the moment, like bugs in amber.

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes.

I am of course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the notion that there is a God who cares how we are or what we do.

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.