The only way to get anything out of a writer's brains is to leave him or her alone until he or she is damn well ready to write it down.
In the era of big brains, life stories could end up any which way. Look at mine.
You have to go, but I have to stay.
I never asked to be born in the first place.
Nothing in this book is true.
What a bummer it is to be a human being.