in nonsense is strength

Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.

It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show.

All people are insane. They will do anything at any time, and God help anybody who looks for reasons.

I know of very few people who are dreaming of a world for their grandchildren.

If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who.

I went to high school in Indianapolis I learned how to walk around looking tough because everybody had to do that. I go out there occasionally and they're still doing it, walking around looking very tough because something might happen.