Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass.

Make war not on terrorism but on ignorance, on sickness and on environmental degradation.

The arts are not a way to make a living.

During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

That’s the attractive thing about war,” said Rosewater. “Absolutely everybody gets a little something.

The feeling about a soldier is, when all is said and done, he wasn't really going to do very much with his life anyway. The example usually is: he wasn't going to compose Beethoven's Fifth.

I would have been dead if it weren't for that great gift to civilization from the Chemistry Department of Harvard, which was napalm, or sticky jellied gasoline.