During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.

You are better than you think.

If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.

Truth can be really powerful stuff if you're not expecting it.

Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?

Homo Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns.

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.