Novelists have, on the average, about the same IQs as the cosmetic consultants at Bloomingdaleโs department store. Our power is patience. We have discovered that writing allows even a stupid person to seem halfway intelligent, if only that person will write the same thought over and over again, improving it just a little bit each time. It is a lot like inflating a blimp with a bicycle pump. Anybody can do it. All it takes is time.
Kurt VonnegutScum of the Earth as some may be in their daily lives, they can all be saints in emergencies.
Kurt VonnegutPeople hate it when they're tickled because laughter is not pleasant, if it goes on too long. I think it's a desperate sort of convulsion in desperate circumstances, which helps a little.
Kurt Vonnegut