Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.

There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, I said, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.

I don't know what anybody else in the world would want to thank America for, but man, it [jazz] works. What I like about it - and what public health people ought to like about it - it's safe sex.

Love may fail, but #‎ courtesy will prevail.

That’s the attractive thing about war,” said Rosewater. “Absolutely everybody gets a little something.

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.

One of [ways being lucky] was to go to school during the Great Depression because teaching became a plum job.