I think jokes are a perfectly viable form of literature. Some critics take issue with me because I make my points and discuss my ideas with jokes, rather than with oceanic tragedy.
Live while you live, when you're dead you're dead.
What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!
Trust a crowd to look at the wrong end of a miracle every time.
Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers
Homo Americanus is going to go on speaking and writing the way he always has, no matter what dictionary he owns.