Oh, God — the lives people try to lead. Oh, God — what a world they try to lead them in.
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.
Jokes have to be quite naked to be understood. They have to be quite simple.