The champagne was dead. So it goes.

if there is a god, he sure hates people

If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C. I know a couple of bright seventh graders who would not be welcome in Washington D.C.

He had the air of a spy in a melodrama, missing nothing, liking nothing, looking forward to the great day when everything would be turned upside down.

If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Among the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present, and the future.