Love is where you find it.
Einstein's E=mc2 is an extraordinary concept. So radical: matter and energy are two phases of the same sort of general stuff. There's only one other idea that radical: Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
You know who was a hero? Franklin Roosevelt.
Most kids can't afford to go to Harvard to be misinformed.
Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.