You should be careful about who you pretend to be, because who you pretend to be - is actually who you are!

Human beings will believe in all kinds of things that aren't true, and that's okay. And TV is a part of that.

How subservient to Jesus, or to a humane God Almighty, were the leaders of this country back in the 1840's, when Marx said such a supposedly evil thing about religion? They had made it perfectly legal to own human slaves, and weren't going to led women vote or hold public office, God forbid, for another eighty year.

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.

Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said, ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next forty years?'' That's how to pick a wife.

Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside.

I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That's why we've got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.